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Can't make up your mind about booking Dan for your next church event? Consider this:
Top Reasons to Book Dan: ![]()
He's reasonable (translate that as "cheap")
He's old enough to remember when humor didn't involve 4 letter words
His mother loves him (you do, don't you, mom?)
He needs the work
He's guaranteed to make you laugh (or your next joke is free)
He wants to
share the Love of God with you